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Swim Bike Run Fitness T-Shirt

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My Trainer Says Swim Bike Run!

If you're a triathlete, then you swim, you bike, and you run. Show others how complicating it is to do a triathlon by wearing this tee.

See About Our Tees.

Swim: You pretend you're a fish but really you're a mammal flapping in the water with no fins.
Bike:  It's the 21st century and you pay over $5K on a contraption with wheels that doesn't have a motor.
Run:  It's what we were all born to do, but you do it faster and longer than most.

Triathlon: You train so much that you have considered quitting your job.

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